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Today's batch of nonsense from my Twitter...
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- 01:59 This has been in my head all night. IT HAS TO COME OUT! ♫ blip.fm/~i94eh #
- 02:32 @ theallenbrand If it's a Jaguar XKR convertible I'm teleporting in Star Trek style and hijacking it. Fair warning. #
- 02:39 By the way, am aware of typo from tweet earlier this evening but we're not on speaking terms. If you see it, tell it I said to eat shit&die. #
- 02:54 "Picture book: of people with each other to prove they loved each other a long time ago" ♫ blip.fm/~i960o #
- 03:13 @ theallenbrand Boooo Rav-4! Yaayy XKR! Looks like there'll be no hijacking tonight. ='( #
- 03:38 I can't believe there's a jigsaw puzzle of The Beatles' White Album. Wow... Fun... #
- 03:47 I'd end up setting it ablaze out of rage & mind loss after about an hour of cursing & making pieces fit together by sheer violence. #
- 16:29 Desserts that need a water bath are seriously high maintenance. Fecking needs a sauna provided by you before it can do anything? Christ.. #
- 21:15 I'd swear up and down that my local radio station just said the Hairy Simian Choir was up next... #
- 21:19 Brandy is feckin' awful and don't let anyone (not even yourself) tell you anything different. #
- 22:34 The humiliated pine tree corpse in my living room looks lovely this Christmas eve. #
- 23:07 NOTTAFINGA! #
- 23:53 @ TheGlassEyed DAMNIT. How are you getting snow in TX and I'm not in NC? A *blizzard*? This is bullcrap, LoL. #
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