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[fadingautumn]

Today's batch of nonsense from my Twitter...

• 00:03 @ escape_goat @freshlyinstable Christ. I can't with this pic... Lmao -- bit.ly/af8YSy #
• 03:05 @ theallenbrand But @escape_goat is George. It was her dream, so you'll need to take that up with her. [snickers] #
• 03:06 @ freshlyinstable @theallenbrand I attest to that. #
• 03:07 @ freshlyinstable @escape_goat @theallenbrand So, wait, does my Twitter pic mean I'm in love with myself then if I'm John? #
• 03:18 @ theallenbrand [snickers] You're a flattery artiste, sir! Thank you. #
• 15:21 I love that Papa John's always promotes a heart-shaped pizza for Valentine's Day. Total class. #
• 19:56 I don't think I've ever liked a Beatles cover, and I always end up feeling like the band is trying to do real damage to my very soul. #
• 20:28 @ theallenbrand Oi! I'm not exactly a stranger! #
• 20:40 Is "Loser" by Beck about tripping on acid? Is "Loser" by Beck about anything? #
• 20:43 @ theallenbrand Fair enough. [snickers] #
• 20:58 onion.com/c83wai via @TheOnion - Mayonnaise, Black Forest Ham To Share Top Billing In Upcoming Sandwich #
• 21:01 @ freshlyinstable onion.com/4S8Ene via @TheOnion - God's Wrath According To Pat Robertson #
• 21:27 onion.com/58dWYU
  via @TheOnion - VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill #
• 21:32 Little demented love for my family in that last Onion vid and a little nudity too - Opa! #
• 21:41 FFS! The Onion linked to a totally different video than advertised. WAY TO GO, THE ONION! YOU'VE RUINED MY TWITTER REP! #
• 21:43 It's here if any of you spam bots out there are still intrigued: onion.com/90z9na #
• 23:38 "Being a huge Jane Austen voyeur, I was impressed..." Whoa, wait. Back up. Jane Austen *voyeur*? Filthy, time-travelling skeezer! #<
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