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[fadingautumn]

Today's batch of nonsense from my Twitter...

• 03:12 [headbutts Grooveshark] That's for taking my money then giving me the slip on The Beatles. UNDERGROUND SHYSTER ARSEHOLE! #
• 04:25 "You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk" OOH BURNNN! -- bit.ly/a5whlo #
• 05:05 GoDaddy.com is really banking on the male douchebag market, eh? Cuz their commercials make me want to actively seek out alt. website hosts. #
• 15:31 The use of "Get Back" in the Jay Leno Tonight Show return promos gives me shooting pains in my left arm. #
• 23:10 My grapes came from Agricom... Not t
  he most wholesome sounding farm name. I think robots picked my grapes. #
• 23:16 They kinda taste like they came from a place called Agricom too. They're *huge* and they're crisp like an apple and not all that tasty... #

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