Everyone would be required to at least bathe their feet once a week, and on their feet have a little star imprinted on the bottom, also a barcode so we could make sure no one stole our barefoots and then also sell their bardcode numbers to big brother.
And not anything too serious, gone into the other lane on accident and also pulled out in front of someone. Did end up 30 minuts away from my house, but that was just plain FUN! :p
^^ - I need to reply to your email... I'm an idiot. >.<
No worries about the e-mail. You are an idiot, yes, (snicker) but so am I. :D That's what makes us perfect for each other! *Hold me*
Oh I would definitely get my feet branded, sterilized, and copyrighted for you any time! Sounds like fun. Hey...you could even put little computer chips in their feet while branding to make them do Riverdance, kick people in the butt, and other randomly weird stuff at the touch of a button. I can see you now - sitting in your cozy office in a big leather spinny chair pressing buttons and laughing maliciously as the people of America...no...the world were slowly and surely subcoming to the temptations of owning their own pair of StarMagic feet while unbeknownst to them a truly heinous and devious plot was unfolding, set forth by the brilliant criminal mastermind Starkiller...er I mean Starburner...er I mean Starmutilater...oh wait no STARMAGIC. Yeah that's the ticket.
Come on little kiddies. Don't you want to have magic feet that can take you to the stars? Heh heh...
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Just a question- would you charge people to go barefoot? Or would you have to have a StarMagic brand foot? How would that work?
Have you hit anything in your new car yet?
-Mara
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And not anything too serious, gone into the other lane on accident and also pulled out in front of someone. Did end up 30 minuts away from my house, but that was just plain FUN! :p
^^ - I need to reply to your email... I'm an idiot. >.<
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Oh I would definitely get my feet branded, sterilized, and copyrighted for you any time! Sounds like fun. Hey...you could even put little computer chips in their feet while branding to make them do Riverdance, kick people in the butt, and other randomly weird stuff at the touch of a button. I can see you now - sitting in your cozy office in a big leather spinny chair pressing buttons and laughing maliciously as the people of America...no...the world were slowly and surely subcoming to the temptations of owning their own pair of StarMagic feet while unbeknownst to them a truly heinous and devious plot was unfolding, set forth by the brilliant criminal mastermind Starkiller...er I mean Starburner...er I mean Starmutilater...oh wait no STARMAGIC. Yeah that's the ticket.
Come on little kiddies. Don't you want to have magic feet that can take you to the stars? Heh heh...
Luv ya,
Mara
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