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Give me a pairing/character/threesome/group/whatever, and either an AU or a prompt! Or both. Both works too.
Give me a pairing/character/threesome/group/whatever, and either an AU or a prompt! Or both. Both works too.
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/PREDICTABLE.
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Edward had passed out after training with Alphonse, which is why he never felt the other two climb up next to him on the bed, and why he didn't notice that his hands had been tied to the bedpost with the new silk scarves Ling had brought with him, and why he didn't move when Winry tied one around his eyes like a blindfold.
He did notice, however, when Winry began kissing him and Ling was oh-so-casually working his pants off. He tried complaining, thrashing and yelling and protesting.
They just gagged him.
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Gah this fails XD;;
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"Rik?"
"Yeah, Gippal?"
"Baralai's the girl, not me."
"Sorry, habit."
Rikku giggled quietly, adjusting her nifty spying-on-Yunie-googles and zooming in on the table. Her cousin was on a date, and not with Tidus. Her sweet, innocent, loyal cousin had asked for some time apart from Tidus, since she really hadn't had a chance to experience the all-important dating scene. Plus, and everyone agreed, the blitz star was getting a little clingy.
Maybe Rikku needed to take him on a life changing adventure. She was sure Paine wouldn't mind.
"Rikku, are you sure she's with him? I can't see his face at all."
"Abso-posi-lutely, Painey! Gippal agrees, don't you, pypa?"
"Totally. He went shopping, Paine."
"He's always done that."
"For pantsThere was silence on Paine's end as she tried to picture the suspect in actual pants, and not his usual style ( ... )
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This is amazing and ILY. <3 XD
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Teddie/Kanji, "beary special"
btw this is Hilda
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"Ken-chan!"
"No."
"But, Ken-chan!"
"No. Got get Ikkaku or Yumichika to play with you, dammit!"
Yachiru scuffed her shoes on the wood flooring of their apartment. "But I don' wanna play with them! 'Sides, they're busy!" Looking up, she tried the cute face again. "Pleaseeeeeeeeeee? It's m'birthday, y'know! An' I promised my teacher that I'd try a stupid girly game so's I won't get in trouble anymore an' Ken-chan won't have to scare everyone at school again. An' if you play with me, I'll get th'password from Pink-san tomorrow so's you can go with Baldy and Feathers an' drink sake!"
That was the only reason he agreed to put on the stupid cloche hat and play tea party with his daughter. But as soon as the Prohibition lifted?
Never again.
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Ah, I am curious, who would Pink-san be? 8D
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But you saw that coming.
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"You'll need this, and that one, oh, and don't forget those!"
Bee sighed as Rikku tossed item after item into the shopping cart. "It's twin boys, not an army. We don't need all this!"
She glanced at him, glanced at the little girl in the seat of the cart, at the little boy clinging tightly to his mother's jeans, and then at the bump that was her stomach. "Bee," she asked sweetly, "who knows more about raising munchkins?"
"...Harry?"
"And?"
"Your cousin?"
"And?"
He sighed. "...You."
"Right! Who's had to go through the shopping process three times now?"
"Everyone living with you?" She didn't even have to say 'and' before Bee added, "You."
"Right again! So, when I say you need six burp clothes and twelve bottles and a buttload of diapers before your kids arrive, trust me, will ya?"
Bee sighed, resigned and wondering why he hadn't let his wife come.
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