rhetorical
PYSCHE!
Read this or don't.
I'm just bored:
1. Have you ever been asked out?
What a boring way to start out.
2. Where was your default picture taken?
Oh, Lord. The Milky Way galaxy?
3. What is your middle name?
Nonexistent
5.. Does your crush like you back?
I guess that's why it's called a crush...and where's # 4?
6. What is your current mood?
Nervous-anxious, and I like to make up words.
7. What color underwear are you wearing?
C oooo m a n d o !
8. What color shirt are you wearing?
Naked
9. What's and who's on your mind right now?
How to answer this question and now I give up.
10. If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
No, I've lived my life insanely perfect.
11. If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
I'd rather be a bacteria for a day.
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Every time I drink and drive counts?
13. Something you do a lot?
WORK & trip on myself
14. What do you want to be when you get older?
Alive, I think.
15. Are you waiting for someone to change their mind about something?
Great, I've been reminded to dwell on it.
16. Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Another Veronica...long story.
17. When was the last time you cried?
As a character: an hour ago
As myself: last night
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Freezing time or telekinesis. Flying's pretty dope too.
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
It goes like this: hands, eyes, energy, mind.
22. What's your biggest secret?
I was born without genitalia!
23. Favorite color?
Orange
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Is this supposed to make me feel ashamed?
26. What are you eating or drinking right now?
Life...and saliva, that too.
28. What's your favorite smell?
Breath pheromones during a kiss.
Sooo good.
29. Describe your life in one word what it be?
conundrum
31. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
It's been a dream of mine ever since I could, like, produce eggs.
32. What are you thinking about right now?
What to think about right now
33. What should you be doing right now?
Practicing for my audition tomorrow. Nervousness up the ass, man.
34. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Not to be a complete cliche', but my boss.
35. Why are you doing this?
Because no one's reading it.
36. Do you like working in the yard?
Do you like asking insignificant questions?
37. If you could have any last name in the world, what would it be?
Depp
38. Do you act differently around the people you like?
Everyone acts differently around different people and/or in different circumstances. Congrats, you've got yourself a human being.
39. What is your natural hair color?
I'd have to kill you to tell you.
42. Is the person you like at the moment cute?
First and foremost, the punctuation is off in this question, and apparently he looks like Kurt Cobain, but I don't really know or care. If you're talented, I'm a total sucker for it: I WILL fall over. Looks don't interest me when a person's genuine/pure; except maybe their hands.
41. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Both. Yes, bi has it's perks.
42. Do you believe in God?
Depends on your definition of "God". I believe in energy.
43. Luck?
Karma
44. Are you straight?
God, no.
45. Are you worried about something?
Only if I allow myself to be.
46. Has anyone ever hurt you more than you thought was possible?
Jessica Morrow
47. How many people do you like right now?
I understand what was intended with this question, but it wasn't phrased right, so I'll answer literally: I like just about everyone, enserio.
49. What do you do when your sad?
Supress
50. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
No way, I'm harder than your boner.