ahem...

[faelad]

*steps up to microphone*

"I once ate an entire half-gallon of raspberry sherbet. It turned my poo bright red. I thought I had colon cancer."

*wanders away*

Comments

[winnett]

*stands up with the crowd and cheers*

[sabotlours]

Raspberry Crystal Light will also do that to you.

Now sing something!

[lamaupin]

Uhm...thank you for sharing?

[molasses]

beet salad.
its like shitting garburated intestines.

what else you got?

[pixink]

I don't have any good poo stories! Elf has a poo story, but I will not tell it here, for I do not want to embarrass the ... poo! out of him.