Getting all ready for Christmas!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I bought porn for alil2unique (-10 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January I bought porn for mtarashidango (10 points). In July I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Friday I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (623 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
Faelights