wine-drenched n' lights dimmed...

[faeriestear]

what gets you out of bed in the mornings??

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[urielx]

If I don't get out of bed ever, I will die a putrid gelatinous death--starvation, bedsores, muscle atrophy, and the works. I don't want to die, especially in such a disgusting manor, so I must get out of bed sometime. Since I now have established that I, in fact, do have to get out of bed, I might as well do it now as five minutes from now or three days, and probably should have fifteen minutes ago, but it makes no difference what time really I perform this undesirable action, one time making little difference than the rest--it is still the same process any time. I get up to do the things I am "supposed to" by doing the thing I "have to" do sometime anyway. If there was any other way . . .

[faeriestear]

that's a lot to consider at 8 in the morning... but i'll do my best to remember it.

[urielx]

oh, 8 in the morning! your body won't rot until at least noon.

[faeriestear]

so i'm permitted to lie in bed until noon?

[sprinklycupcake]

COFFEE.

and/or sex.

[faeriestear]

man... sex would work.

coffee i have to actually be awake to make.

[sprinklycupcake]

and you don't have to be awake for sex ?

[faeriestear]

umm. i guess you have a point. but sex is one of those things that you don't have to get out of bed (necessarily) and be careful not to burn yourself. you can wake up and still be half asleep, and wake up leisurely. or somethin'.

[willowperson]

The Future

[faeriestear]

eeeee!

if that doesn't work, i don't have a clue what would...

[suspectplaces]

masturbation. no joke.

[bluebirdgoddess]

But according to my own experience, masturbation is the best way to cure insomnia. Different strokes for different folks, I guess (literally).

[suspectplaces]

it works both ways for me; i do it both before bed and upon waking. the orgasm is a surprisingly versatile drug.