Yes! New Mike is 3rd floor Mike. Mike Proffitt (my friend from HS and current housemate) is Old Mike (like Old Greg of internet fame and the Mighty Boosh) and Mike Holroyd is Michael...but in my head I call Whore Mike. THE WHORE WILL USE HIS SCIENCE!
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Congratulations! Is "New Mike" 3rd-floor Mike?
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Let's take bets on how much Chipotle Jenna can pound per month down here. I'm going with an average of 22 burritos a month.
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In other news, wheeee for your life not sucking! This is fortuitous. Good luck tends to run in packs -maybe it'll rub off!
Would you like dirty pictures or dirty stories for your birthday? NO YOU CANNOT HAVE THEM SCIENCE WHORE MICHAEL.
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