Zombie Shuffle sounds like the name of an anime.
Shamelessly stolen from pixypixymisa 'cause she's cool like that, it's the zombie movie soundtrack itunes shuffle meme!
WELL ALL RIGHT THEN. LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN' ROAD.
1: Show Stopper - Peaches
AWWWWW YEEEEEAH. You know this gon' be a badass movie with an opening theme like this. Machine guns and splattered zombie parts all UP in this bitch.
2: Telephone - Lady Gaga
...Okay WHAT. I admit that the video for this song was pants-wettingly badass, but they had to work to achieve that badassery. The hell is going on in this movie? Am I like trying to talk on the phone but keep getting interrupted by zombies? Fuck man, I got nothin'.
3: She Moved Through the Fair - Cecile Corbel
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE AT ALL. AM I BEING CHASED THROUGH FUCKING MEDIEVAL IRELAND. IS THAT IT. ...Actually, that would be pretty badass. I'd watch a zombie flick set in Medieval Ireland. In fact, SOMEBODY FUND THIS, I HAVE GOT STRAIGHT UP MOVIE GOLD RIGHT HERE.
4: Come to the Circus - Circus Contraption
AND NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN LOVE WITH FUCKING GAMZEE MAKARA. This is the best/worst zombie movie ever. (Come on man at least it could have been Tavros or Equius. :U)
5: Walker - Cascadeur
...Actually, this... This is really thematically approrpiate. ;A; All walking through the desolate zombie-strewn landscape completely alone, scene of me killing poor Gamzee all playing in flashbacks as I weep over my lost love. Fuck, I, uhh, THERE IS NOTHING IN MY EYES IT'S JUST MY ALLERGIES. :U
6: Geboren - Fanta 4
AAAAAAND WE'RE BACK TO ENTIRELY THEMATICALLY INAPPROPRIATE AGAIN. Jegus that was fast. How does funk inspire one to make an epic last stand outside of blaxploitation flicks. And on top of that, would any self-respecting blaxploitation flick GET THEIR FUNK FROM A GERMAN RAP BAND. I am shaking my head in shame at the director of this movie.
7: Elevation - U2
AWWWWWW YEEEEEAH PARTY AT MY PLACE WE JUST KICKED SOME ZOMBIE ASSES. Now this is more like it! Get the strippers and the beer bong! ...What's that? There aren't any more strippers or beer bongs now that the world ended? WELL FUCK THAT NOISE.
8: Extacy - Scooter
Awwwwww shit, I must've gotten bitten at the party and am now just EMBRACIN' MAH ZOMBIE SELF AND GOIN' ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' RAMPAGE. Y'all motherfuckas better watch out! (Because this is totally sequel bait for a movie with me as the main villain next time.)
Well, that went... I don't even know how that went. At least Evil McShufflepants managed to hit upon slightly less embarrassing bands than it usually does. I mean Cecile Corbel and Circus Contraption're the motherfuckin' BOSS. But all the same, I would still fire the soundtrack guy for this movie.
WELL ALL RIGHT THEN. LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN' ROAD.
Click to view1: Show Stopper - Peaches
AWWWWW YEEEEEAH. You know this gon' be a badass movie with an opening theme like this. Machine guns and splattered zombie parts all UP in this bitch.
2: Telephone - Lady Gaga
...Okay WHAT. I admit that the video for this song was pants-wettingly badass, but they had to work to achieve that badassery. The hell is going on in this movie? Am I like trying to talk on the phone but keep getting interrupted by zombies? Fuck man, I got nothin'.
3: She Moved Through the Fair - Cecile Corbel
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE AT ALL. AM I BEING CHASED THROUGH FUCKING MEDIEVAL IRELAND. IS THAT IT. ...Actually, that would be pretty badass. I'd watch a zombie flick set in Medieval Ireland. In fact, SOMEBODY FUND THIS, I HAVE GOT STRAIGHT UP MOVIE GOLD RIGHT HERE.
4: Come to the Circus - Circus Contraption
AND NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN LOVE WITH FUCKING GAMZEE MAKARA. This is the best/worst zombie movie ever. (Come on man at least it could have been Tavros or Equius. :U)
5: Walker - Cascadeur
...Actually, this... This is really thematically approrpiate. ;A; All walking through the desolate zombie-strewn landscape completely alone, scene of me killing poor Gamzee all playing in flashbacks as I weep over my lost love. Fuck, I, uhh, THERE IS NOTHING IN MY EYES IT'S JUST MY ALLERGIES. :U
6: Geboren - Fanta 4
AAAAAAND WE'RE BACK TO ENTIRELY THEMATICALLY INAPPROPRIATE AGAIN. Jegus that was fast. How does funk inspire one to make an epic last stand outside of blaxploitation flicks. And on top of that, would any self-respecting blaxploitation flick GET THEIR FUNK FROM A GERMAN RAP BAND. I am shaking my head in shame at the director of this movie.
7: Elevation - U2
AWWWWWW YEEEEEAH PARTY AT MY PLACE WE JUST KICKED SOME ZOMBIE ASSES. Now this is more like it! Get the strippers and the beer bong! ...What's that? There aren't any more strippers or beer bongs now that the world ended? WELL FUCK THAT NOISE.
8: Extacy - Scooter
Awwwwww shit, I must've gotten bitten at the party and am now just EMBRACIN' MAH ZOMBIE SELF AND GOIN' ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' RAMPAGE. Y'all motherfuckas better watch out! (Because this is totally sequel bait for a movie with me as the main villain next time.)
Well, that went... I don't even know how that went. At least Evil McShufflepants managed to hit upon slightly less embarrassing bands than it usually does. I mean Cecile Corbel and Circus Contraption're the motherfuckin' BOSS. But all the same, I would still fire the soundtrack guy for this movie.