Letter to the Landlord

[faerylady1956]

Andrew,

I got your check for $500 along with your letter. Thanks for the laugh! I can see you threw this together rashly because you would’ve come up with more believable bull-shit if you had thought about it. 
 

1. Locks and keys for $175? There are only two doors. 
2. The carpet was far from brand new when I moved in. 
3. The place is less than 1000 sq ft.

Comments

*whistles*

[anonymous]

Are you actually going to send this to him? If so, I would only recommend removing the 'asshole' and '-shit' from it. There's no need to resort to profanity when you can so very aptly get your point across without it - more so if he used any in his letter. I'd probably rephrase the last line to something like 'I'd wish you a nice life, but you'll have to talk that over with your karma.'

Talk about ridiculous, though... sounds like he's using your security deposit to redo the entire interior of the house. And with that being the case, it makes me wonder what other things he may have lied about... not that it matters much now.

*whistles*

[scian_ashleyder]

Are you actually going to send this to him? If so, I would only recommend removing the 'asshole' and '-shit' from it. There's no need to resort to profanity when you can so very aptly get your point across without it - more so if he used any in his letter. I'd probably rephrase the last line to something like 'I'd wish you a nice life, but you'll have to talk that over with your karma.'

Talk about ridiculous, though... sounds like he's using your security deposit to redo the entire interior of the house. And with that being the case, it makes me wonder what other things he may have lied about... not that it matters much now.

Re: *whistles*

[scian_ashleyder]

No, I'm not going to send it. I think the most appropriate response to him is totally ignoring him. He's full of shit and he knows it. Why bother.