If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? to confuse stoned teenagers.
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? because most stuff transported on ships are crappy cargo pants made in nz.
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"? sex.. as in.. did you do "it"?
If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice? they say nobody's perfect to make people with obvious deficiencies feel better.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? have you not felt silk?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? too heavy! come on, don't try defy physics.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? harry potter backhands hermoine and tells her to make more.
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? well, as everyone knows,
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? because most stuff transported on ships are crappy cargo pants made in nz.
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"? sex.. as in.. did you do "it"?
If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice? they say nobody's perfect to make people with obvious deficiencies feel better.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? have you not felt silk?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? too heavy! come on, don't try defy physics.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? harry potter backhands hermoine and tells her to make more.
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? well, as everyone knows, ( ... )
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