That's really funny......

[faeryring]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jessie!

1. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Jessie had to pay a special Jessie tax.
2. Jessie is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
3. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Jessie.
4. Without its lining of Jessie, your stomach would digest itself.
5. It is

Comments

[astgtciv]

Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Jessie.

Does it work?

(It's good to see you posting on LJ again!)

[faeryring]

Yes, it sure does, because studies have shown that Jessie does not like the taste of beer. It much prefers grape juice, so if you want your baby (or any one else for that matter) to disappear, just bathe them in grape juice and the Jessie will eat them.