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[faetiger]

i've been slacking lately. i dedicate this to vanessa.



i bet i'm going to see this coming out of a starbucks bathroom one of these days.




this is why you shouldn't get tattoos when you're drunk.




HAH.




the things people do for jesus. sigh.




the safest place on earth.




next time you're feeling ugly, just remember: you'll always be hotter than her.




must have been a good toast.




oh noes!




voila.