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[faffingabout]

You know that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail? With Sir Bedevere? And the townspeople who've found a witch want to burn her but don't know how to tell if she's a witch or not? But witches burn and so does wood and wood floats and so do ducks so if she weighs the same as a duck she's made of wood and therefore a witch?

Yeah. That's my

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[shotgundivorce]

Did you turn anyone into a newt, only to have them get better? ♥

Throw a wooden animal at her!

[faffingabout]

I've actually decided to try and shut up. As long as I don't ask her or point out that "you don't need to travel for anthropology to exist" then she won't glare at me and swallow--so painfully. My throat hurts every time she swallows. It looks SO PAINFUL Pippa.

[shotgundivorce]

I want to join you for the sole purpose of making her answer questions like that now. I did that to Prof. Gibson when I had to retake my module on Virgil's Eclogues (because I knew the module back to front, I just sucked at the exam sdfsdg). Sammy and I sat separately from everyone else and asked him every question he was supposed to know the answer to but apparently didn't... and then we stopped attending because it was actually too absurd.

Does she have a freaky neck?

[faffingabout]

... Like she's swallowing a newt.

[penguinexpert]

Thaaaaank you :D!