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[atlasthrowing]

SUP FAGS

An unusual mist has settled around various areas of fagbox, moving along slowly and steadily, almost as if lazily searching for something. Upon contact with the mist, many residents may feel compelled to gather at...

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[asteritesbitch]

[The onsen has a motherfucking dolphin, splashing, coming up on its rubbery belly to ride on the rocks and generally being obnoxious]

[hoshitkiddyland]

*Leave it to Ellis to have a story for every situation ever. He's just sort of talking at whoever might be nearby.*

I ever tell ya 'bout th'time me'n my buddy Keith made our own hot tub? It was a coupla' stools'n an old tub over a fire, but hell if it weren't nice!

...Well, right up 'til Keith knocked it over gettin' in it. Fell right into the fire! Third-degree burns over 95% of his body! We tried puttin' him out, but beer don't really work so good fer that.

[tiny_frenchy]

You shoulda just peed on him. It works better than anything!

[hoshitkiddyland]

Well, I didn't pee on him but our buddy Dave did. Made it worse, if y'can believe that.

(sorry if this doesnt make sense, its SOUTH PARK LOGIC)

[tiny_frenchy]

Well yeah, because obviously he didn't have enough pee in him. You should've all done it together at once!

[minmaxedmage]

CANNON BALL!

[pintsizedprince]

[border_phantasm]

[Starts thinking with borders, opens portals over all her stuff that leads to other portals]

[pintsizedprince]

*Pushes the katamari into a portal, blissfully unaware - weird looking items are normal on these planets, right? It takes him a bit to realize something is up.*

Uh?... A-Ahhh!!?

[border_phantasm]

[And then her head pops out]

What do we have here?

[fin_vainamoinen]

Really, Tino thought as he slipped into the onsen, this couldn't be much different from sauna, could it? Then again, sauna didn't involve a pool very much, except for to cool down. But either way, the Finn thought it would be nice to visit, especially since there wasn't an actual sauna nearby. He had decided to wear his swim-trunks (decorated to look very much like the Finnish flag). His face brightened upon feeling the heat of the water against his skin and seeing the steamy liquid. Within moments, he had thrown his towel on a chair and sunk into the heated water, sighing in relief. He may come from a place with a cold climate, but Tino really, really loved the heat...

I'M GOING TO MAKE UP FOR THAT WALL-O-TEXT NOW.

[honkhonk]

Not soon after Tino gets in the bath, he's joined by a very small girl with cat ears and a tail, not wearing much more than a towel wrapped around her waist. She ... doesn't say much of anything as she settles in.

[fin_vainamoinen]

Upon being joined, Tino looked up and smiled brightly at the small girl. He didn't even really notice her lack of clothing. That just wasn't something that he particularly paid any attention to in general. Pleased to have company, he tilted his head slightly to one side and offered her a greeting. "Moi!"