Feb 24, 2005 00:01
Tupac was walking around backstage at the MTV music awards, and he just won a bunch of them because he's really good. He bumped into a long haired guy. "Hi I'm Kurk Cobain, I'm sad because you won all of those really good awards."
"It's ok, I think someone's gonna kill me I'm Machevelli, Fuck you snoop Waaahhh white people." Tupac said
"Woh you're crazy, but like, would you ever consipre to kill me because your band wasn't as good as mine" Kurk replied.
"Fuck you" Tupac said, and the he drank from the 40 that was in his pants.
"Hey, I'm depressed, wanna go do some heroin with me" And then Kurk pulled out some heroin. They both went back to Kurks room. They passed out because they did alot of drugs. In the morning they awoke. "Hey 'pac" Kurt said" Rape me over and over again". "Brenda's got a baby" replied Tupac, and then they had sex, in the butt, at the same time. "There's a Tupacalypse in your butt" Said Tupac. Then he came, then he put the MTV music video award in Kurks butt, it made him bleed, but Kurk liked it. Kurk didn't come because he had shot himself earlier. Sug Knight came into the room, and Tupac disapeared, because Sug had killed him ealier. Were they just ghosts, or something sexier...
The End...?