we truly live in an age of miracles. today, from the comfort of my bed, i watched a young man in bulgaria penetrate himself with a wine bottle until he came-it took a good fifteen minutes. as he shot, his slightly pursed lips parted and his head rolled back onto the sofa cushion; i could imagine the quick inhalation of air, followed by a kind of ( Read more... )

what's your best sexual memory of 2011?

a hot, geeky guy with a photo of notre dame cathedral in his profile hit me up on manhunt, encouraging me to vote. i wonder if he'll fuck me if i wear my i voted sticker to an assignation.

still here.

...so here's your chance to help get me back in the habit.

it's march, and that means it's question month in livejournalland.

i've grown out of the habit of posting here, so i'm hoping question month will be a form of double-penetration: get me back in the habit of writing here, and give you the answers you wait all year to receive. ask whatever ( Read more... )

so it's march ( Read more... )

there's a bit of a conversation starter going around lj-land, so i'll jump on it as a way of getting the old juices flowing.

take a look at my interests. now, pick five of them and post a reply asking me to talk about these. i'll post responses and we'll all have fun. i promise.

it is march-question month. ask me any question and i'll answer it honestly.

hell, ask me more than one question. ask me five questions.

open me up!

This journal is restricted to my friends.

While my friendship, as you'll discover, isn't automatic, it is not without its rewards. It is my policy to only add as friends folks who have a journal of their own with content.

Make me your friend, send me a message telling me you've done that and ask to be made my friend ( Read more... )