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[fagotronics]

I felt like this ridiculous article needed to be commented on. How the hell is it news, or even anything? Is it real? Why do rich people have luxury submarines? Why do they feel the need to have sex in them? And when they have sex in them, why the hell do they have the right to complain when dolphins start watching? Why would dolphins want to see

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[say_it_with_pie]

This made me lol.

But seriously. I'd let dolphins watch me have sex if I was a billionaire.

[fagotronics]

So would I!!!! That's why I don't get why it's a big deal!

[say_it_with_pie]

This would be my mental process.

"Hey, there's a dolphin watching me have sex!? Wait...I'm a billionaire, never mind. Ohhhhh yeahhhhh."

The end.

[anonymous]

[fagotronics]

okay. now i'm just scared.