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I wore this shirt to work the other day and they made me turn it inside out.....gay.

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Just got back from vacation and boy was it uneventful.  The most interesting think we did was getting drunk and playing the Wii.  I spent most of my vacation talking to Molly on the phone which was the most fun I had.  Also dont eat at McGinleys, Its by far the worst meal I have ever had.  I believe I will not be going on this vacation again.

So It's 4:00 and I'm waiting to leave to start my vaction when the night shift boss walks in.  I hate him he is loud and talks about the most random things ever.  So anyways he comes in sits down and starts making tribal noises.....why...why me.  Why next to me I just wanted to throw this fucking cordless phone at him.  after 3 mins of that he ( Read more... )

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My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
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Just got done watching Wedding Crashers with Dan, and I have to say I fucking love that movie.  Will Ferrel makes that movie when he screams for the meatloaf...lol.....classic.

And I leave you with this quote,

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So on sunday I went up to bestbuy, and started to look at Subs for my car ( incase you dont know what a sub is its a 12 inch speaker that sits in a box in the back of the car or drunk and gives you some sick sound).  Anyways im up there just looking then next thing i know im spending 500 dollars for this speaker.  2 hours later its installed and im ( Read more... )

The Soprano's final episode was fucking horrible, it makes me want to go out and knock cripples out of their wheelchairs thats how bad it was.   They ended a 7 year show with that ass episode i rather have watched paint dry for an hour.  Anyways June 17 thats when the good show comes back, Entourage bitches.

So I saw Hostel 2 over the weekend great movie.  I suggest that everybody go see it and also a heads up to the guys there's a real bad seen in here for you.  Also i love watching movies and in the middle of them, people send you awesome pictures of themselevs drunk as hell (nikki).