The NaNoWriMo post of sadness and despair

[faience]

So, hello, yes, it's apparently that magical time of year known as National Novel Writing Month. It's all good times and I highly recommend it to anyone who's crazy enough to think that writing a novel in a month sounds like fun.

But previously mentioned "good times?" It's a bit low on sanity and a bit high on desperation. I know I'm not making it

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[ohliamylia]

HERE ARE THINGS FOR YOU TO INCORPORATE

paperclips
the word humongous
mashed potatoes
a flying dog
a river
a magic trick involving fire
a falling piano
a giant bird
the world infallible
the color heliotrope
the word mirage
a ridiculous metaphor involving the sun that's at least a paragraph long

THAT'S ALL I HAVE FOR NOW BUT I'LL BE BACK WHEN I THINK OF MORE

[faience]

Every worthwhile story has a falling piano in it, so this was obviously on the agenda already. The rest of these I'll have to think about.

[cosmic_celery]

As many gratuitous Doctor Who references as possible, obviously.

[faience]

I don't even know wth that means, so it's VERY deep, obvs.

[maratini]

Stamp collecting
Parasailing
Hang nails
Mannequins
Obsessive-compulsive disorder
Pencil sharpeners
A tutu

My brain is going in odd directions this morning.