Classfied File #5: April Fools event

[fail_mastermind]

Just what is wrong with these phones today?!

They were fine not too long ago...

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[pidonus]

... Why do you seem familiar?

[fail_mastermind]

*THAT VOICE*

YOU!

[pidonus]

... What?

Is my D-Comm screwing up again? I don't recognize this voice... I don't think...

Oh, wait, you're one of Myey's minions, right?

[fail_mastermind]

Minion?!

I've never been one of her minions!

Same girl, different canons, this one's fourth-wall savvy though.

[pidonus]

Oh, good, so you're not showing up in the Digital World to try and take me and Megaera back or anything.

... Weird, I swear I recognize that voice...

[fail_mastermind]

... what?

[pidonus]

Well, I figured you'd be out to like kidnap me and re-steal my soul or something.

Though that'd be odd, because your arriving in the Digital World apparently means your soul is returned to you, so you'd have to be really loyal to the crazy demon queen to be following her commands after that.

[fail_mastermind]

...

You idiot! How could you possibly forget about me?!

1/2

[pidonus]

Well if you're not one of Myey's minions, we obviously didn't meet at her Castle, and I've spent my entire life there or near there until I arrived in the Digital World. So the answer is quite clearly...

2/2

[pidonus]

... That you're being delusional.

[fail_mastermind]

...

...

*what was this, Acacia didn't even...*

[pidonus]

... Or maybe this is one of those weird alternate-dimension things, where you're from the distant past or something, and I'm the reincarnation of someone you knew?

I've heard about that sorta thing occuring around here sometimes. "Brainbreaker", I'm told is the term.

[fail_mastermind]

You... are Pidonus, aren't you?

[pidonus]

Succubus in the earliest stages of reforming from being a would-be supervillain, at your service.

[fail_mastermind]

... does the name "Acacia" mean anything to you?

Strike isn't actually there.

[pidonus]

... Acacia...

Sounds like your mun used the same random name generator as my mun.

... I dunno, I guess? If you guessed my name, maybe this is one of those alternate-dimension things? Like you're a character who was only introduced in the video games, not the anime, sorta thing?