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Grabbing the Cucumber - FFA Post #308

Mar 17, 2014 10:13

Grab a cucumber, but for the love of all that's holy, DO NOT TELL MEME YOU ARE EVEN THINKING OF GRABBING THE CUCUMBER.

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Beauty/haircare/etc. thread anonymous March 18 2014, 02:22:30 UTC

ITT

Re: Beauty/haircare/etc. thread - how do I tan anonymous March 18 2014, 02:31:25 UTC

It's spring in the place I've just moved to, and spring here means 70/80 degree days with loads of sunny, clear blue skies. (Yes, in March. My new area's nice.) What's the most effective way of getting a tan in an even, quick way? Sunscreen, obviously. But do I lie in the backyard on a towel for 15 minutes a day? 30? An hour? Take it in shifts, 20 minutes here and there throughout the day? I don't want to burn, but I do want a tan quickly. Ugh, this is all new to me - I'm used to clouds and rain. Which don't really exist here.

Re: Beauty/haircare/etc. thread - how do I tan anonymous March 18 2014, 02:34:09 UTC

From a bottle.

Re: Beauty/haircare/etc. thread - how do I tan anonymous March 18 2014, 02:39:52 UTC

AYRT

Haha! I'd be sure to screw that up, as I'm not very coordinated and I know I'd make parts of me orange and forget parts entirely.

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Unpopular Opinions about topics other than MSF, please dear god anonymous March 18 2014, 02:22:38 UTC

Surely you have some.

Re: Unpopular Opinions about topics other than MSF, please dear god anonymous March 18 2014, 02:23:56 UTC

From what I've seen of Teen Wolf, all the guys look the same.

Re: Unpopular Opinions about topics other than MSF, please dear god anonymous March 18 2014, 02:27:11 UTC

Nah, Derek is noticeably uglier than any of the rest.

Re: Unpopular Opinions about topics other than MSF, please dear god anonymous March 18 2014, 02:31:39 UTC

Is he the one with the beard?

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Threesomes/moresomes thread anonymous March 18 2014, 02:23:09 UTC

Talk about your favorite threesomes/moresomes!

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread anonymous March 18 2014, 02:24:42 UTC

Nonny who mentioned Miguel/Tulio/Chel last post had the right idea!

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread anonymous March 18 2014, 07:15:31 UTC

+1000000

I still say that's a canon ship. They couldn't have made it more obvious if they had chief Tanni marry them all in the end.

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread anonymous March 18 2014, 11:44:07 UTC

+2000000

And the nonny who wanted more Proteus/Sinbad/Marina was also very correct.

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Things you wouldn't admit unanon. anonymous March 18 2014, 02:23:42 UTC

Ideally, having nothing to do with cucumbers.

Re: Things you wouldn't admit unanon. anonymous March 18 2014, 02:26:47 UTC

Well, I uh, grabbed a banana once. Didn't work out too well.

Re: Things you wouldn't admit unanon. anonymous March 18 2014, 02:30:59 UTC

Did you peel it first?

Re: Things you wouldn't admit unanon. anonymous March 18 2014, 03:03:54 UTC

da

I think that's the first time I've gagged over something on meme. The mush. The mush.

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Pony Lin sunnymodffa March 18 2014, 02:23:52 UTC

On this line there sits a pony.

Pony.
Pone.
Pon.

And this pony sits and forms
an
unstoppable
line.

Pony.
Pone.
Pon.

For this Pony none shall pass.
Pony.
Pone.
Pon.

Upon this magic Pony Line.
Pony.
Pone.
Pon.

Re: Pony Lin sunnymodffa March 18 2014, 02:24:55 UTC

Gah, just missed it!

Re: Pony Lin sunnymodffa March 18 2014, 07:10:31 UTC

This is a thing of beauty.

Re: Pony Lin sunnymodffa March 18 2014, 12:47:58 UTC

Posting dubious "poetry" is one of the major perks of moddom.

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