Classified File #4

[fail_mastermind]

... this is stupid.

Why are you all talking about ... about ... that?

...

It's not important at all.

((Acacia's pretty well off so of course she'd say that ._. ))

Comments

[fail_dragon]

... Erm... Is it really a good idea to be perpetuating this whole discussion by commenting on it?

[fail_mastermind]

That's...

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Be quiet!

[fail_dragon]

... I'm serious. This line of conversation is kind of discomforting to me, I mean, I am a trained PE teacher so I get worried when these conversations come up...

[fail_mastermind]

...

Practically the whole town is talking about it. I'm just trying to get them to stop it before more join in.

[nosferatroll]

Mad? I can cast a spell to help that out.

[fail_mastermind]

... what kind of spell? And I'm not mad, just annoyed...

[nosferatroll]

A breast enlargement spell.

[yes, it really exists]

[fail_mastermind]

What?! I don't need something so ridiculous like that!

[dynamic_may_lee]

Of course it's not!

[fail_mastermind]

Right.

Wasn't it enough for one person to bring it up...?

[dynamic_may_lee]

You'd think people would have other priorities.

[fail_mastermind]

Exactly.

[makemebreakfast]

It is pretty important. It's a powerful weapon to get men under your control.

Not the ONLY weapon...but a powerful one nonetheless.

[fail_mastermind]

...

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It's still nothing worth talking about over the phone, though.

[makemebreakfast]

It's nothing you should be afraid to talk about!

It's a fact of life.

Plus it's just some kids having some fun...and one kid specifically trying to affirm...certain things...[Arcueid quickly trails off into light giggling.]

[fail_mastermind]

Oh. *she's unamused*

[bustydefense]

I think it started small and just... got ridiculously out of hand.

[fail_mastermind]

That much is obvious.

[bustydefense]

It seems to have started with male insecurity.

[fail_mastermind]

I don't really care what the issue was, I just didn't want to hear everybody talking about it.