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failbert

┌second slash ┘ action

Jun 10, 2011 13:30

#1 [ call ]

"...Hello...? Is it possible to put out a small *clang clang, pots and pangs everywhere hitting the floor* ... kitchen-fire?" Chaos is ensuing. Please offer up some advice or come to save the day, yes?

#2 [ action ]

[ Gilbert is grumpily laying in the middle of the street - yes the street - at this point, hand buried ( Read more... )

lol kitchen fire, !call, !mayfield, ahhhh god cigarettes, bad housewif, !video

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[phone] commentboxtroll June 10 2011, 17:41:59 UTC

...isn't it just spreading while you're asking?

[Oh, whatever.]

Tall, red, metal canister. You might want to use that if there's one anywhere in your house.

[phone] failbert June 10 2011, 18:27:11 UTC

[ Point. You have a point.

Pause, before: ]

How is that going to help. [ flustered and yeah, never saw one of THOSE before. ]

[phone] commentboxtroll June 10 2011, 19:04:13 UTC

[He usually has those, yes.]

It's an extinguisher. You point it at the fire and open it. [In that order. The order is very important here.]

[phone] failbert June 11 2011, 04:00:05 UTC

[ Too complicated for this emergency...! ]

I don't see it - [ COUGHING NOW, ugh smoke ]

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[ call ] ooeeooahah June 10 2011, 20:15:11 UTC

DO NOT use water to put out a kitchen fire! If you can't smother the fire in the pan with the lid, throw salt or baking soda on it!

[ call ] failbert June 11 2011, 03:59:38 UTC

How does throwing salt help at all ... ?! [have some unattractive coughing ]

ooeeooahah June 11 2011, 06:08:33 UTC

Big handfuls of it! The idea is to smother the fire!

failbert June 11 2011, 19:09:27 UTC

But salt ... ?

[phone] viridian_knight June 10 2011, 20:45:16 UTC

[Someone's first day on the job just got way more interesting.]

Kitchen fire? What's your name and address?

[phone] failbert June 11 2011, 03:59:04 UTC

Who are [ cough, trying to beat the fire down now kthanx ] you?

[phone] viridian_knight June 11 2011, 20:08:09 UTC

[drily] Mayfield Fire Department. [Hal listens intently to the background noise, suddenly getting to his feet. Srsly bro?] Are you trying to put it out yourself? Give me your address and get out of there!

[phone] failbert June 16 2011, 02:51:42 UTC

It's 835 Hastings Boulevard.

What exactly are you going to do?

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phone failbert June 11 2011, 03:58:31 UTC

[ 'sup neighbor c: ]

How do you know where I [ COUGH ] live...?!

[ are you a stalker little lady C: ?]

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action failbert June 11 2011, 04:14:22 UTC

[ Oh, he's not looking at the moment.

Instead, he's trying to find a large enough pan to cover at least part of the fire. This is turning out to be problematic, though, considering how it's spreading.

Once you arrive, you'll probably see one very flustered grown man fumbling about with pots and pans, nearly tripping over discarded ones ]

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