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[failduck]

I'M LOST, DANE.

I was supposed to go to my first class but there was this hot chick dane and I followed her and urgh. Turns out the chick was a man anyway, dane. And he still slapped me.

HELP ME, DANE. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.

Look for me, dane. I am about 170cm, have brown hair, is terribly handsome and has big muscles. I am wearing a bright yellow

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[sleepytennis]

You reminds me of a ducky!!!!!! :O

[failduck]

NO, DANE. I DO NOT.

[sleepytennis]

YUH HUH! YOU REMIND ME OF A DUCK!! SUGOI!! DUCKY!

[failduck]

NO. I DO NOT REMIND YOU OF A DUCK DANE. NOT A DUCK NOT A DUCK NOT A DUCK. DUCKS FAIL, DANEEEEE

[doasisay_nfu]

Look for me, dane. I am about 170cm, have brown hair, is terribly handsome and has big muscles.
You're a liar.

I am wearing a bright yellow shirt, dane. My pants are green. I think. It's stylish, dane.
What on Earth have you been smoking?

Do I have to tell you what colour my underwear is too?
Spare me. But I bet they don't match the rest of your atrocious color-coordination. They're Orange, aren't they?

Oh, and my lips are normal-looking.
NFU!

[failduck]

Mizuki. I got your message, dane.

You're a liar.
You wouldn't know until you see me, dane. I've been working out. [[ooc:He's lying]]

What on Earth have you been smoking?
IT LOOKS AWESOME, DANE. What do you know anyway. >|

Spare me. But I bet they don't match the rest of your atrocious color-coordination. They're Orange, aren't they?
.......
how did you know, dane.

NFU!
Nfu to you too, dane. I'm telling the TRUTH.

[doasisay_nfu]

-You're lying Shinya-kuuuun~ You're too much of a dork to actually work out long enough to get bulging muscles. u_u

-I'm a Fashion Major. and I know that it does NOT fit well together. I can't only imagine. It hurts too much.

-......

-Liaarr~

[failduck]

-I slaved for months, dane. My muscles are bigger than your head.

-The ladies love it, dane. TOO BAD

-Dots, dane.

-I have a strict honor code, dane. I cannot tell a lie D

[tensaiteki]

I totally empathize about getting slapped by a hot chick who turned out to be a guy. Got that often enough D:

...I guess if I see a lost guy with normal-looking lips, I'll offer my assistance 8D

[failduck]

It's so depressing, dane. :'D The least they can do is feel flattered.

Thanks, dane. And yes, my lips are completely normal, dane.

[tensaiteki]

TOTALLY normal. *nods wisely*

[failduck]

Totally,definitely,unquestionably, dane.

[torikkusuta]

... Do you even know which campus you're at?

[failduck]

No, dane, I don't. There are buildings and stuff, dane. And the chicks are pretty hot but I can't go near them because they may be men.

Does this help?.

[torikkusuta]

Honestly? No it doesn't help... You just described probably all the campuses in the area.

[failduck]

All the campuses have hot chicks, dane?

There's nothing particularly distinctive about the place I'm in, dane.

[beyond_royalty]

Well saying that in big bolded letters doesn't help us find you.
Thought it does bring your point across admirably.

And stop it with the "dane" thing, that's so annoying. >_>;

[failduck]

It's empowering, dane. And it works because sleepytennis is sending a search party to find me!!

I've been saying it since I was 2, dane.

[beyond_royalty]

Who, bucket head? Well I guess that works.

... really? And your parents never sought professional help?

[failduck]

Is that his name, dane?

My parents suck and thought it was cute, dane.