Comments | failed_bluff: 009 - Ohhh, FIYYAHHHH //video

failed_bluff

009 - Ohhh, FIYYAHHHH //video

Feb 16, 2011 01:12

[You know who's been a little too quiet lately, Barge? This guy. He was waiting, but now he's sure that Leia is gone. And with his warden gone and Five having followed shortly after, he has a lot of ~feelings~. But he's decided that now there's absolutely no limits. He can make all the threats he wants and no one can stop him if he follows through ( Read more... )

lastvoyages, i am disappoint, the doctor is a cool dude, damn church fires

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[text] expectremorse February 16 2011, 07:22:34 UTC

...I think anybody who you fucking mentioned "lighting things on fire" to would try to stop you.

I mean, you got me kind of nervous kid. I have to admit but if that's how you roll-roll and be prepared for shit to get heavy.

[text] failed_bluff February 16 2011, 07:30:34 UTC

It's a big place. Might be kind of hard to pinpoint the source before is spread.

God to know. But there's nothing anyone in this place can throw at me that I can't handle.

[text] expectremorse February 16 2011, 07:33:35 UTC

I'm willing to bet that half the people on this stupid boat would know how to find it.

Except dying in a fire?

[There is a pause before he responds]

Wait a second, we're in...space right? fire can't burn without oxygen..right?

[slow hoffman is slow. :(]

[text] failed_bluff February 16 2011, 07:39:01 UTC

[Dally is just as slow. You actually got him thinking, Hoffman. Ugh.D:]

Shit, hell if I know. I look like some kind of scientist to you? It was snowing last month. If it can snow, I'm sure something can catch fire.

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knowsitsreal February 16 2011, 07:27:45 UTC

Hate to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty sure someone would be able to get it under control. Fire's are kind of a hard thing to miss.

failed_bluff February 16 2011, 07:33:26 UTC

Really, now? And here I was under the impression that you weren't the brightest bunch. [Says the guy threatening to set ~sekrit~ fires in the world's most crowded environment.] This place is huge, smartass. Can't patrol every corner of it at the same time.

knowsitsreal February 17 2011, 03:36:10 UTC

No, but I'm pretty sure the smoke would get someone curious pretty quickly.

failed_bluff February 18 2011, 00:38:47 UTC

...Someone'll have burnt somethin' in the kitchens, then. [He's just...looking for any way to win this.]

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empirical_data February 16 2011, 07:30:51 UTC

We have a sprinkler system.* [Though now he's going to go and triple check it.]

*OOC: Okay, I'm pretty sure this is true 'cause I vaguely remember asking when the pagans were planning to burn someone and Howie was paranoid, and Data was giving him reassurances. But since then Top Dollar has set fires (which could have kept burning even with sprinklers if there was accelerant), so I'm not absolutely sure. So disregard this comment if someone says otherwise.

failed_bluff February 16 2011, 07:35:53 UTC

Oh, a sprinkler system. 'Cause that's really gonna fix everything. [And that's all he can say. He really can't argue with something like that. You're a spoil sport, Data.]

{OOC| I don't remember for sure, but I think you're right. The Barge is't all about safety, but it seems pretty logical.}

empirical_data February 16 2011, 07:40:10 UTC

I do not believe it is supposed to fix everything. I believe it is supposed to stop fires.

[OOC: It could have always disappeared in a flood! YOU NEVER KNOW! I didn't know there was an elevator until I'd been here for two months, so-]

[Private] dominie February 16 2011, 07:36:10 UTC

Destruction is never a suitable means to vent one's frustrations. However, I miss him too.

[Private] failed_bluff February 16 2011, 07:40:44 UTC

You are him, man. Kinda. I still don't get all that shit. Can't you get him back somehow?

[Private] dominie February 16 2011, 07:43:47 UTC

He came from an erroneous timeline. Events occurred that weren't meant to occur, so no. And if I go back in search of him, I'm dead.

[Private] failed_bluff February 18 2011, 00:37:24 UTC

Shit, just--stop usin' these big words, man. Can't any of the other yous go drag him back here or somethin'? There's--what? Four of you?

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timesbureaucrat February 16 2011, 07:49:57 UTC

[Hey, neighbour. Narvin is now going to keep a close eye on you and put a stop to any teenage delinquent behaviour he sees. Including but not limited to: arson, graffiti, "incense" burning aka pot smoking, and lurking suspiciously in doorways.]

most_feared February 16 2011, 11:52:03 UTC

[Well if he hadn't infiltrated the mind of their last super-awesome and responsible neighbor on the nice empty floor, they wouldn't be living next to Flamey McHappypants.]

failed_bluff February 18 2011, 00:32:13 UTC

[Aw, come on, new best friend. He's completely innocent. Arson can't hurt anyone.

Although, you may find some crude graffiti on your door in the morning just because it's there. It's not you. It's the door.]

timesbureaucrat February 19 2011, 04:29:42 UTC

[Damn kids, get off my lawn!]

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