Comments | failed_bluff: 011 - A little late, aren't you? //Video

failed_bluff

011 - A little late, aren't you? //Video

Mar 29, 2011 13:13

[Have one exceptionally grumpy Dally, Barge. There is only lineface.:|]

Gotta say, I've really just about had it with this place. If the Admiral's up there sittin' on his ass thinkin' I'm about to babysit a bunch of little kids, he's got another thing comin'. Bastard.

[He moves to turn the device off, but pauses. May as well try to have a little ( Read more... )

they see me trollin, totez not a potty mouth, flood:babysitting, wtf is this

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ichoosefight March 29 2011, 18:27:45 UTC

[ She is distressed by this for a moment, but then: ]

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Does that mean daddy isn't coming back?

failed_bluff March 29 2011, 18:48:40 UTC

Exactly. You're stuck here, kiddo. Best get used to it.

ichoosefight March 29 2011, 18:51:20 UTC

[ WAIT BUT BUT THAT MEANS MOMMY IS ALONE WITH DADDY. ]

But did mommy get my message?

[ She's tearing up now ;A; ]

takingacut March 29 2011, 19:07:12 UTC

Your mommy got your message. Everything's going to be fine.

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knowsthepeople March 29 2011, 18:31:07 UTC

Think everyone's pretty much all set without you, guy.

failed_bluff March 29 2011, 18:49:09 UTC

You kiddin' me? This place couldn't function without me.

knowsthepeople March 29 2011, 18:50:03 UTC

Oh yeah? How's that?

failed_bluff March 29 2011, 19:14:45 UTC

These people've gotta have someone to knock some sense into 'em.

aboutpower March 29 2011, 18:42:42 UTC

[D: THIS FACE FOREVER] They-they really like Dawn better? [MAJOR DISTRESS]

takingacut March 29 2011, 18:45:23 UTC

He's lying, kiddo. Don't listen to a word he says.

aboutpower March 29 2011, 19:02:09 UTC

They do like her more, don't they! I knew it! [ D: ]

takingacut March 29 2011, 19:06:02 UTC

No, hon. He's just being a jerk, I promise.

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takingacut March 29 2011, 18:44:54 UTC

Could you be more of a dickhead?

failed_bluff March 29 2011, 18:50:32 UTC

Sure can, sweetheart. What's it matter to you?

takingacut March 29 2011, 18:55:11 UTC

C'mon, they're just kids. What'd they do to you?

failed_bluff March 29 2011, 19:09:00 UTC

They annoyed me. What, am I on trial or somethin'?

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christ_onabike March 29 2011, 19:11:18 UTC

You shut your face or I'll shut it for you.

failed_bluff March 29 2011, 19:16:27 UTC

Oh, I'm shaking. [Probably underneath the weight of his own ego.]

private - switch to video. christ_onabike March 29 2011, 19:21:16 UTC

[He reaches behind his kitchen counter, grabs his shotgun, slams the barrel shut, and says to him, in his thickest, scariest Northern Irish accent,] You should be, you fucker.

Private/Video failed_bluff March 29 2011, 19:24:46 UTC

[Damn, Paddy. You just got a new biggest fan. He's really more impressed than he is scared, but a little taken aback that someone actually threatened him.]

Man, you really think I'm scared of that? What'll that be? A week in the infirmary? Waste of a bullet, if you ask me.

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