022 - Last minute letter to Santa
[Private to Admiral Santa]
I ain't usually one for this kind of letter, but I'm thinkin' that I owe a couple people somethin'.
For the Doc, I probably oughta be able to come up with somethin' better, but he seems to dig umbrellas, so give him one of those. Maybe two, just in case.
Get the other Doctor--the one with the rainbow coat--somethin' less eye-searing. Similar coat, just...get it for him in blue or somethin'. Maybe he'll take a hint. Doubt it, though.
I guess Stephanie oughta get somethin' too seeing as she was my warden for a couple of months. Get her a waffle iron if she's gonna keep forcing waffles on me. And a plant. Just make sure it don't seem like I care.
Blonksy--I dunno. Get him some booze. Good booze.
That one kid--David. Give him coal. Two bags of it. Make sure he knows it's from me. Maybe throw in one of them "this is how you do it, lemme show you with very specific illustrations" books about fightin' since he ain't amazing. Also let him know that's from me.
I don't want nothin'. Just make sure Johnny's alright wherever you sent him.
I ain't usually one for this kind of letter, but I'm thinkin' that I owe a couple people somethin'.
For the Doc, I probably oughta be able to come up with somethin' better, but he seems to dig umbrellas, so give him one of those. Maybe two, just in case.
Get the other Doctor--the one with the rainbow coat--somethin' less eye-searing. Similar coat, just...get it for him in blue or somethin'. Maybe he'll take a hint. Doubt it, though.
I guess Stephanie oughta get somethin' too seeing as she was my warden for a couple of months. Get her a waffle iron if she's gonna keep forcing waffles on me. And a plant. Just make sure it don't seem like I care.
Blonksy--I dunno. Get him some booze. Good booze.
That one kid--David. Give him coal. Two bags of it. Make sure he knows it's from me. Maybe throw in one of them "this is how you do it, lemme show you with very specific illustrations" books about fightin' since he ain't amazing. Also let him know that's from me.
I don't want nothin'. Just make sure Johnny's alright wherever you sent him.