Discretion: n. being the better part of valor

[failed_wizard]

Er...

I'll be just staying... in today. Very in. So in you all can just pretend I never existed.

Comments

[dresden4hire]

Pretend who existed?

[failed_wizard]

Exactly right.

[caged_song]

T-That's really in...

[failed_wizard]

It's almost in enough.

[caged_song]

B-But if you go so in...w-won't it be hard to come back out...?

[failed_wizard]

Knowing my luck, I'll get safely in, just to find out that I'm in with a troll or the like.

[bright_shield]

Of all the timing... Sounds like a very good idea.

[failed_wizard]

I thought so. Trouble doesn't sneak up on me. It comes after me with a spiked club.

[bright_shield]

Unfortunately, I think you'd be lucky if someone came after you with just a spiked club today. Your roommate lying low as well?

[failed_wizard]

My roommate?

Oh, the Patrician.

Er... it's hard to know what he's doing.

[letslip]

...

[failed_wizard]

Oh. Ah...

Hello, Carmine.

[letslip]

You alright?

[failed_wizard]

Just fine. But I can smell something bad in the air and it's not Ankh-Morporkian bad.

[stylish_bastard]

Rincewind, I truly doubt such a thing is possible. Yours is a very memorable personality.

Nevertheless, it appears that the atmosphere out-of-doors today is somewhat frenetic, and it may indeed be wise to remain as in as is possible.

Rather unfortunate that individuals such as yourself couldn't have been cursed, as opposed to the ones with the ability and desire to start--demolishing buildings, is it? Or building, singular.

[failed_wizard]

Hey now!

I've seen my share of battles. I'm just smart enough not to want to start them, look for them, or stay in them.

[stylish_bastard]

Would that everyone were in possession of such a mentality.

It would at least ensure that the City remain quiet.

Speaking of remaining quiet, I appear to be something of a popular topic of conversation...?