second try is the charm apparently

[failedsynthesis]

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[sonjamillicent]

"Ron Weasley is killed by Professor Plum with a nuclear weapon"

I love Ron, but this is my favorite yet.

[sonjamillicent]

"Hermione becomes a Broadway star in McGonagall's office"

Haaa. McGonagall = director from A Chorus Line, or something.

[sonjamillicent]

"Harry becomes a Muggle in a very sexy scene"

WAS THERE A HORSE INVOLVED

[programsurvivor]

The correct answer needs no meme generator:

Harry is really Hitler while Cedric became Dumbledore. So Snape didn't kill Dumbledore who has become Voldermort. Snape kills Cedric and then Cedric becomes Voldermort so that Harry can kill him while getting rammed in the ass by Malfoy.

I know this because I hacked J.K. Rowling's computer with my modified Commadore 64.

[drunkencarousal]

that just puts so many awful/wonderful images in my head.