008 ♩ video♩ itp: screaming like loons

[failingsohard]

- the food selection is terrible and frankly, I -

[five in the morning and one (1) gilbert nightray is soliloquizing on the coarser points of the local marketplace (where the fuck are the people are they going on leave or something?); brows drawn, 'berry held screen up in a hand

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[blacknredrabbit]

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[blacknredrabbit]

...Now you're the perfect housewife.

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[failingsohard]

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[failingsohard]

[you did not just.]

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[failingsohard]

Take that back, stupid rabbit!

[blacknredrabbit]

Tch. But it's true.

[Looking hard at the screen.]

...huh...looks like you even beat that pink-haired hag.

[failingsohard]

It is not -

[what are you staring at.]

What?

[blacknredrabbit]

Nothing.

[She scoffs and brushes her hair back.]

Well whatever. Since you're an official house wife you should just act like one and make sure the meals on the table at the proper time.

[failingsohard]

I am not an official housewife!

[frown; snort.]

I thought the proper time for you stuffing your face was twenty-four hours a day.

[blacknredrabbit]

Then why don't you have food on the table right now?

...

Anyways...you should put on a dress. It'd look good on you~

[Actually compliment♥]

[failingsohard]

[well that backfired pretty well.

also. no. gil can't take it as a compliment because dresses aren't manly.]

What are you even saying! I'm n-not wearing a dress!

[blacknredrabbit]

[If she ever compliments on something manly you do, Gil.]

But you're a girl.

[Now.]

[failingsohard]

Girls don't have to wear dresses!

[blacknredrabbit]

Ohhhh~ But you'll look nice. Very feminine!

[failingsohard]

[this is horrifying; for a moment, Alice sounded like Sharon.]

Why, do you like wearing dresses?

[blacknredrabbit]

[She learns from the best ;D]

I wear a skirt. Or would you like wearing a skirt?