[ ic | text-voice-video #1 ]

[failpapa]

[ there's keysmashing at first, since he can't reach the dreamberry properly. ]

ksjagkjgl

lgdfskg;dfgqwert--ddkfw

[ then a slight burst of static as he manages to hit the voice button. ]

I think that did it--OKAY, WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CARROT COSTUME BETTER COME FORWARD RIGHT NOW. i don't even know how they got something this awkward

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[3zensekai]

Huh, that's a good look for you.

[failpapa]

Shut up.

[3zensekai]

Need any help getting up?

... okay i lol'd

[failpapa]

No. [ now rolling from side to side in an attempt to regain footing. ]

[cantakeyourlife]

Well, I can tell you right now it wasn't my doing. ♪

Orange looks good on you, Spirit~

[failpapa]

Why is everyone seeing this.

[cantakeyourlife]

Not everyone. Look on the bright side: there's only about two hundred people here~! And those colors are so eye-catching!!

[Because that will totally make him feel better, Shinigami.]

[failpapa]

Who will see me stuck as a carrot. [ this is an unimpressed vegetable. ]

[psycheup]

[trying to force down a laugh.]

Are you all right?

1/2

[failpapa]

[ and by this point, he's managed to roll back into a standing position. ]

Y-yeah, I should be once I get this damn thing off--

[failpapa]

[ ... cue costume turning real. ]

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[codenamehero]

*Oh hai Mr. Giant Carrot. I'm America, Mr. Rabbit.*

... Crap, now I have sudden craving for carrots. Thanks, buddy.

[failpapa]

DON'T EAT ME.

[codenamehero]

I AIN'T GOING TO EAT YOU. The last thing I want to do is eat something that talks back to me.

[failpapa]

I'M NOT A POKEMON, OR A CAR--...

...

... I'm not a pokemon.

[failpapa]

... I have no idea.