Potion # 001

[failpotions]

ACCIDENTAL VIDEO POST (OH DEAR);
[It is a quiet, peaceful day in the City, and the fountain is shimmering underneath the midday sun under a backdrop of blue sky and singing birds.

That is, until a sudden splash! coming from the fountain breaks the otherwise picturesque scene

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[seeking_heat]

Whatever explanation your...assistant?..could give, it won't explain why you were flung here.

video sob;

[failpotions]

What is this...?

[Bats eyelashes. LEERS.]

Such a strange device. I wonder how it is able to communicate with me?

[Video feed flickers as she shakes the device around]

video

[seeking_heat]

[Just continues to stare, obviously not pleased at what she's seeing. She coughs.]

Some call it a Network Device, though I understand it also goes by the name "communicator". As the name says, it allows long-distance communication with others. With the large scope of this City, it's a requirement.

video

[failpotions]

[NOT IMPRESSED.]

Network Device? Why, I never have I heard of such-

And what is a servant doing, resting in such an hour? Rest periods are at 12 noon to 1pm, and 3pm to 3:30pm, respectively. Return to your duties at once! Now what in the world is that stupid Kronk doing this time...

voice; ahahahjfksah I think I love you

[projectionary]

... Secret lab?

voice; aakslfsf I aim to please

[failpotions]

Why, yes I-

Wait a second. And who are you? You had better not be another troubled peasant attempting to woo me into providing you with food or clothing or other things you peasants lack. As you can see, I am quite busy at the moment and cannot accommodate your request. If you have any issues, then take your complaints to the customer care service by the front gates.

voice; THIS IS NOW A PLACEHOLDER s-sob and you are indeed pleasing :|

[projectionary]

Andy. Not, uh... a troubled peasant. Did you just get here?

voice; 'S OKAY i need to go to bed anyway lol 8( YZMA IS INDEED PLEASING. to your eyes and more

[failpotions]

Yes, yes, Pandy. And yes, as that girl just explained to me, I have apparently just been recently kidnapped by this group called the "Deities".

[innocentxcharm]

What's a Kronk?

[failpotions]

A Kronk is a big, stupid monkey that I ironically need to depend on. Now run along and play with your other peasant friends; as you can see, I am a bit busy at the moment.

[innocentxcharm]

You're busy? What're you busy doing?

[failpotions]

Busy trying to find a way to return to my secret lab, of course.

voice; omg Yzma

[obliviomancy]

Get a guide.

voice; WHY HELLO PEASANT

[failpotions]

Excuse me?

voice; HELLO DINOSAUR

[obliviomancy]

You asked for an explanation, right? It's in the guide.

voice; a SEXY dinosaur, fyi

[failpotions]

And are you telling me to acquire a copy of this "guide" on my own?

voice;

[flameofviii]

[ ....after he's done lol'ing his head off... ]

You're in The City.

voice;

[failpotions]

I fail to see the humor in this predicament of mine.

Yes, yes, no need telling me what I already know. It's my Empire, after all. Now are you the one responsible for redecorating my Palace's interiors?

voice;

[flameofviii]

Only if you want it all on fire.

voice;

[failpotions]

Hmm. Cook?