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[wedisappear]

I don't fucking know if there's already a Tik Tok parody of Ryan Ross, but I made my own and it's probably better.


WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE A RYHO.
DRESS LIKE A BEATLE AND I’M READY TO GO.
BEFORE I LEAVE, FIND A TABLE, DO A LINE OF COKE.
AFTER ALL, MY LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG JOKE.
I’M TALKING CURLS UP IN MY HAIR, HAIR.
VINTAGE SHIRTS TO WEAR, WEAR.
KEEP ACTING LIKE I DON’T CARE, CARE.
THE SIZE OF MY PANTS IS TEENY.
YOU CAN SEE THE OUTLINE OF MY PEENY.
ALL THE FANGIRLS START SCREAMING.

JUST STOP, LET IT DROP.
YES, I HAVE A MONSTERCOCK.
TONIGHT, IMMA WRITE SOME NEW SONGS FOR YOU TO LIKE.
JERK OFF IN A SOCK, THEN BDEN I MUST STALK.
0H 0H 0H-0H, 0H 0H 0H-0H.

AIN’T A PART OF PANIC, BUT I’VE GOT A NEW BAND.
POSTIN’ PICTURES ON MY TWITTER WITH A DRINK IN MY HAND.
I’VE BECOME A DIRTY HIPSTER IN THE UNDERGROUND SCENE.
BUT I STAY TRUE TO MY ROOTS BY FAPPING TO WENTZ’S PEEN.
I’M TALKING ABOUT NO ONE COMING TO OUR SHOW, SHOW.
OLD FANS THINK WE BLOW, BLOW.
STILL WALKIN’ AROUND LOOKIN’ LIKE A HOBO.
BUT WE’LL KEEP MAKING MUSIC.
PRIMARILY ABOUT BEING LOVESICK.
OH, MY LIFE IS TRAGIC.

JUST STOP, LET IT DROP.
YES, I HAVE A MONSTERCOCK.
TONIGHT, IMMA WRITE SOME NEW SONGS FOR YOU TO LIKE.
JERK OFF IN A SOCK, THEN BDEN I MUST STALK.
0H 0H 0H-0H, 0H 0H 0H-0H.

BDEN, YOU ARE SO HOT.
YOU TURN ME ON.
MY DICK, IT’S HARD.
YEAH, I MISS YOU.

YOUR ASS IS NICE.
LET’S SECKS SOMETIME.
SECKS ME SOMETIME.

THE PARTY REALLY STARTS WHEN YOU BRING THE LUBE.

JUST STOP, LET IT DROP.
YES, I HAVE A MONSTERCOCK.
TONIGHT, IMMA WRITE SOME NEW SONGS FOR YOU TO LIKE.
JERK OFF IN A SOCK, THEN BDEN I MUST STALK.
0H 0H 0H-0H, 0H 0H 0H-0H.