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failssassin

Sequence four Ѽ In the name of 'please shoot me now'...

Jul 13, 2011 21:24

Warnings: It's a crack dream. OOCness abound and bad slash innuendo. Also bad references to too many games/TV shows/manga. Oh and language
Effects: Confusion and plain freaking out

( Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me! Half man, half machine, On the cover of a magazine, Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me! )

sanity what sanity, drake has a sexy voice but that's it, no freud no psychanalyse plz, wtf is this?, !ic, why can't i dream of lucy instead, !dream, shaun is an ass, des needs no drugs, shaun in a skirt, brb gotta vomit, wants to go back to dreams of gramps

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[video] failssassin July 14 2011, 02:31:08 UTC

[The moment Desmond see Shaun's face on his Dreamberry, he knows he's loads of troubles: his dream showed up on the network. Despite the embarrassment he feels, he returns Shaun's glare with a small smirk. He can't let the historian know he's a bit traumatized by this dream]

You know, I think you looked scarier in a short skirt.

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[video] failssassin July 14 2011, 02:56:29 UTC

[Desmond is pretty sure he has, but Shaun is welcome to try and change his mind about it.

Still the quiet 'oh' makes the novice shifts uncomfortably, racking his mind for a place where he can hide until Shaun forgets all about it.]

Hum, yeah. So...people with pointy hats and lizards, huh? That's telling a lot about my sanity, no?

[Come on Shaun, it's not like he wanted to dream of you after all.]

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madcuriosity July 14 2011, 09:38:14 UTC

[She's in a fit of giggles.]

failssassin July 14 2011, 13:11:23 UTC

[The giggles catch his attention and he's about to give a rather mean look at whoever is laughing at him but then he sees Alice's cute mug on the screen and all anger disappears. He smiles sheepishly as he ralizes that this is not really a safe dream for kids.]

Ah....I'm sorry you had to see this, Alice.

madcuriosity July 15 2011, 02:13:58 UTC

It's alright. Many men seem to dream of being in dresses.

failssassin July 15 2011, 13:02:24 UTC

I promise you, Alice, Shaun in a dress is the last thing I want to see in my dreams. [He'd prefer a certain blond in a short skit in his dream instead] I'll take my usual nightmares over that anytime.

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nolessthanseven July 14 2011, 19:29:01 UTC

That's some imagination you've got there, Des.

failssassin July 15 2011, 13:03:42 UTC

[His shoulders shake with a sarcastic laugh as he runs his hand over his face]

You're telling me. Why can't I have normal dreams like everybody else?

nolessthanseven July 17 2011, 05:15:19 UTC

Not actually sure. But I've had some pretty weird ones, for what it's worth. So you're not exactly alone.

failssassin July 18 2011, 15:24:01 UTC

That's reassuring. [But not really. His frown softens up lightly]

How are you holding up?

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[video] assworthsaving July 16 2011, 19:22:55 UTC

[There just... are no words, Des. That was a very special dream. Because there really isn't a better way to describe it other than special. Drake's mouth opens slowly and he speaks with caution as if, somehow, the dream was not quite done playing and might crop back up to torment him.]

So... I think, maybe, you should seek therapy.

And then pay for mine for the next fifty years.

[video] failssassin July 16 2011, 19:34:43 UTC

[Oh hey other person he didn't want to see this dream! He's sorry for this, he really is. Desmond rolls his eyes, he needs more than therapy right now. He needs to dive his head in whiskey and forget he ever dreamed of Shaun in a short skirt.]

Oh, and what made you come to that conclusion, I wonder? [/sarcasm. There are so many things in this dream that will haunt him forever...]

Too bad my insurances only cover me and my significant other. But you can always ask Shaun, we have the same policy. [Okay, he can't help the teasing.]

[video] assworthsaving July 19 2011, 20:50:09 UTC

[If the dream didn't have Shaun in it then it would have been okay. A little weird and kinda creepy; but so much better if Shaun weren't in it.]

That's okay- you can pay out of pocket.

[video] failssassin July 21 2011, 04:25:42 UTC

[Yeah, Desmond agrees on that. Although Shaun in any dreams, with or without the short skirt, is a reason for therapy.]

Yeah, sorry, all I can afford for you is a forty once bottle of Jack Daniel's.

[He can't spend his money on his teammate's husband after all, that would look weird.]

45defender July 17 2011, 01:06:39 UTC

[Okay, colour Chloe amused.]

That's quite the outfit you put me in. I also quite like the mount.

[Her lips purse a little, as if in thought.]

I wish I could've seen the ending, though. You woke up at the best part.

failssassin July 18 2011, 15:26:48 UTC

[He smiles amusingly]

Any chances you actually have an outfit similar to that one in your closet? [Come on, he has to ask.

His smile falters and he looks queasy again]

You're kidding, right? I'd rather keep whatever is left in my stomach, thank you very much.

45defender July 18 2011, 19:35:30 UTC

Maybe. But you'd have to do a lot for me to actually have the pleasure of seeing it.

[Dirty, dirty Chloe. She's teasing. A smile at his next comment.]

Really? You're not even mildly curious about what could've happened? I'm sure I'm not the only one.

failssassin July 19 2011, 04:05:47 UTC

Yeah, I kind of figured that out already. And I'm not entirely sure I want to see it. I think I prefer what you were wearing in your dream, Chloe. [Nevermind that he likes take-charge women.]

No, not even a bit. I don't want to know if Shaun can get to second base with Nate...[Unlike with a certain Kat]

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