Narcisism at its best

[failuremokid]

The best thing about being a narcissist is when I masturbate I think of myself.

So I save a lot of disk space on my computer. No porn. Just pictures of me.

Think about it, the "adult" industry is a billion dollar business.

I found a loophole in having a personality disorder...

Comments

[expiredwizzfizz]

It could be worse. You could masturbate to plastic bags.
Not that I do that or anything.

... *sweats*

[failuremokid]

There's nothing wrong with that. I use sandwhich baggies to avoid the mess occasionally...