Surf's Up!: Episode 75

[didgeridoodle]

Comments

[didgeridoodle]

He's rather muscular, in my opinion. He needs some beef in dat body to handle all those animals. And to show something off when he's at the beach. Perhaps he has a couple of tattoos here and there - probably some barbed wire along his biceps? - 'cause he's manly like that.

Also...

[nieuwnederlands]

I kinda giggle-snorted. I couldn't help it.

[didgeridoodle]

You mean to say that you weren't enchanted by his mighty abdomen and pecs of steel? :(

[nieuwnederlands]

No. I was distracted by the derpy over-sizedness of them and how uh...prominent...his continent is.

[iamelegentmess]

Definitely has the Southern Cross tattooed somewhere, and he wears it on all his clothes when he can.

[nieuwnederlands]

I agree with this. But where would he have it? I'm thinking like...on his chest, maybe.

[iamelegentmess]

He's covered in Southern Cross tattoos, he gets a new one for each Australia Day, so he was 100+ tattoos of the same thing all over his body

O_o

[didgeridoodle]

But, Izzi,

What if it's on ...

his ass ?

Yay or nay?

I'd totally go for yay, fuck yeah.

[sandfordstreet]

I think he's muscular too...with a wee bit hair on the arms and chest...and trail too...

I'm also guessing he has super-strength like the United States. Yeah...*TllyseeshimbenchpressingaAirbus380shirtlessandsweaty*

Of course he's a continent - apparently, he's so big that they had to put him in special category. Suck on that Russia.