THE POWER! THE UN-LEE-MITED POWER!

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Today I circumcised a little newborn baby! It turned out *perfectly.* I am a baby-delivering, infant-penis-chopping MACHINE.

YEAH!

Comments

[kent_allard_jr]

Castrating feminist!

[bekitty]

Not unless she slipped. :D

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Half true! BUT WHICH HALF??

[jethrien]

Is it ok if we don't want to use your personal services in this matter? 'Cause I think I'm not quite ready for a friend to play mohel...

(If you want to swaddle Smidgen, though, you're welcome to come help. And if you want to change him, well, we'll probably pay you in brownies.)

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Ha! Someone Else is definitely the right choice. I'm secure enough in my clamp-wielding power not to feel the need to exercise it left and right on hapless friendbabies. ;)

I am going to swaddle and cuddle the HECK out of Smidgen at the first opportunity, tho. EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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[insert metzitzah b'peh joke here]

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