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[fairfax48]

My mom passed her Series 7 today, which is an uber-rigorous certification exam for selling stocks, bonds, mutual funds, what have you. She'd passed the Series 6 and 63 back in 2000, so she was certified to sell, but was essentially a bank manager. Now she can move over to investments completely - she'll be on her own time, make much more money, be

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[marsflame]

obviously Jackoff.

[fairfax48]

02. Know what song I'm thinking? "All Over You," by Live. The amazing song you made up about my name *would* remind me of you, if I ever heard it again. Movie? I'm gonna have to say JP. I mean, come on. Game? Mortal Kombat.

03. Around three, four o'clock, in bed, paralyzed with laughter and terrified of centipedes.

04. Kind.

05. Too many. Any time I can't breathe because I'm laughing too hard at the wisdom of Backwoods Blackman, or I'm being force-fed hot dog rolls while you pin me down with your crotch, that's a Jackie moment. But to name a specific moment that is particularly memorable, in large part because I watch it regularly, I remember that time you had to wash your hands, you had some shit on your hands.

06. Coons. (But of course you remind me of 'tiels, like everyone else.)

07. How do you know the dinosaurs are female? Do you run around the park, looking up their skirts?

[colinsmashyou]

Do me. Colin.

[fairfax48]

02. "Brian Wilson"; Session 9; Tony Hawk (for those times I walked into Meghan's room to spend some quality time with Meghan, Oz, Benn, and you staring blankly at the TV.)

03. 9-10 P.M., the time you sat down and watched Sunday night television with my family.

04. Duh. Sexxxxxy.

05. Aww, how about the time we went to Panera for lunch and you cornered me at the counter to ask me something and were really cute? Aww, schwee schwee Colin!

06. Foxes.

07. So do you tuba better when you're drunk?

[bennsmom]

me, please! also, your mom is awesome. and not in the way i think benn's mom is awesome.

[marsflame]

benn's mom is such a slut!

[marsflame]

i mean i cant even believe it!

[bennsmom]

yeah, she is. raging slut [insert hand motions here]. i know from experience, if ya know what i mean.

[gormanator]

wow! tell your mom i said congratulations. my aunt's been trying to pass that bitch for at least a year now, i was looking at some of the questions and they sure are gay. so anyway, tell me something about myself.

[fairfax48]

02. Song. This is tough, Jamie-O. But wait, no it's not. RBF, of course - Take On Me. Movie - Dodgeball at the drive-in - I remember talking to you throughout the whole thing and wanting to rewind the movie, but not being able to cause, well, it was on the big screen. Game? Beer pong, cause I played it for the first time with you at New Year's!

03. Somewhere around 10 P.M., prime time to be on the prowl for SC excitement.

04. Stable.

05. Weekend before Jess went off to college, the three of us went out driving, wound up around Hackettstown, found ourselves a Wendy's and made an order at the drive-in. "Uh, I'll have a Frosty...a small fry..and some oral sex." Oh, then we talked to some kids who were playing with a crayfish before we got chased out of the parking lot.

06. I think "Jamie" and "animal," of course I think of Grover.

07. Why don't you play an instrument?

[gormanator]

what do you mean why don't i play an instrument?? i play flute, bass, and guitar at near amateur levels! haha

my turn my turn my turn!

[surferoz2000]

you can just call me captain-paint-a-fucking-pot

Re: my turn my turn my turn!

[fairfax48]

Here goes, Cap'n!

02. "Sandstorm," of course; Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, because we need to watch it and never do; and you, too, are an essential part of my Harry Potter PS2 memory. I'm fucking Harry Potter!

03. Sadly, 11 PM, when you'd suddenly pack up for work and the delightful Oz fun would end.

04. Vibrant.

05. The night of the poorest-quality clay ever (lucky for us!), and the gorgeous temporary stains and permanently dead whores it led to.

06. A prancing, frolicking fawn.

07. Didn't you want Tom Kelly just a little bit? (I jest, I jest.)