Mom: Let me get this straight...you put on shorts, knowing there might be cat urine on them?

Tony: Pretty much, yeah.

Mom: So you chose cat pee shorts over clean sweatpants?

Tony: I like shorts! Beggars can't be choosers, lady!

This conversation took place in my house tonight. The exchange arose only after Mom got suspicious about the source of a cat ( Read more... )

This couldn't be more wrong, unless Trina sometimes takes over without my knowledge:

You Are Bud Light
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If there were water we should stop and drink
Amongst the rock one cannot stop or think
Sweat is dry and feet are in the sand
If there were only water amongst the rock

Making it quick before my internet goes out again, as it always does ( Read more... )

Not good:
Comfort from a high-school mix tape.
No, sir.

Anyone who knows me knows how in love with Apollo, my car, I am. Many who'll read this already know the following story, but I would do well to catalog a major event in my life in "my journal."

Around 4:30 pm, Tuesday, April 11, 2006, my journey with Apollo came to an end.

I had just gotten onto Rt. 1 with the intention of going to the mall to pick ( Read more... )

Well, after months of pining I return to a secretarial position - this time, as secretary of STD, the English honor society. The experience won't be nearly as much fun without Meghan as historian, and the scrapbook and table displays won't be anywhere near adequate in the absence of her PIZZZAZZZ, but with Lindsay as president it'll be a good time ( Read more... )

It's the next LJ craze sweeping the nation. Go here and lie about me. I considered putting "dependable" just to screw up the curve.

Been writing, just not here. Maybe sometime shortly. Going to see GB Shaw's "Mrs. Former Prostitute's Secret" or whatever it's called tonight. Very Victorian semester. Also been doing homework, pretty cool.

Oh my words ( Read more... )

Today I had to run some errands in the Shoprite-Walmart area. It being a nice day, Shane and I decided to walk instead of taking the car the short distance between stores. In high spirits as a result of said fine weather, Shane-Michael threw some snow at me after leaving Walmart, at which point a patrol car pulls up next to us. The passenger-side ( Read more... )

**Complaining about Conversation Hour ( Read more... )