Stalked by the Burger King (or heck, any of his commercials, in bed with him, chasing him down for some reason, idek)
Find Waldo (Waldo has the key out of Splendor. If Waldo's caught, it turns out the key opens a chest with a book in it that is... Where's Waldo.)
Seal Garble Day: the seal garbles all communication over it sporadically, leading to half-sent thoughts and bizarre statements
Non-Virgins Gain Some Outward Sign: maybe satyrs start following them around, playing reed pipes and touting wine, or maybe they get cat ears and a tail (reverse Loveless what is this even) or they get unicorn companions for some reason.
Suddenly, Ball Pit: for no apparent reason, your character's room has become a ball pit.
Tribbles: because Allen and Ed and every other endless stomach isn't frightening enough, someone bring on the tribblesToys Come To Life: what a cute little toy! I wonder who left it on our front step/door/pillow/in the shower. Oh dear god I think it's stalking me
( ... )
Oh and also because I must mock characters who like eating forever, NANNERPUSS BREAKFAST TIME:
On every table. If you can brave the possibly possessed banana on the pancakes, you can eat pancakes... forever.
Not liable for sticky situations resulting from having pancakes tossed at your face. Terms and conditions don't apply. Run away while you still can, Captain.
Everything Is Disney: everyone gets changed into a Disney character. WHAT DO IF THEY'RE ALREADY A DISNEY CHARACTER?? FUCK IF I KNOW. I JUST WANT TO SEE HAWKEYE HAVING TO SING MEGARA'S PART FROM HERCULES.
This is ultimately Garrett's fault.
Bonus points if Ed is like, Chip the teacup or something. COME ON. SHIT'S HILARIOUS.
RANDOM THOUGHT that has very little to do with events, but Splendor's has to do with giving characters their wishes-what if these wish-grantings were all to drive characters to realise their own heart's desire? Say that on the individual level the city can't grant a character's deepest wish unless they themselves recognise it. All other wishes become stepping-stones to 'lead' them to the realisation.
Or something.
I don't know where you guys are going with the wishes right now, but I figured I'd toss something in just in case. \o/
Yeah, I like the idea behind something like that. Especially for characters who tend to not want to focus on whatever they really want, way deep down, and build toward that self-realization so they better appreciate the function of why Splendor's ability to change can be important to them as a person, much like it might be to the Locals --
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Stalked by the Burger King (or heck, any of his commercials, in bed with him, chasing him down for some reason, idek)
Find Waldo (Waldo has the key out of Splendor. If Waldo's caught, it turns out the key opens a chest with a book in it that is... Where's Waldo.)
Seal Garble Day: the seal garbles all communication over it sporadically, leading to half-sent thoughts and bizarre statements
Non-Virgins Gain Some Outward Sign: maybe satyrs start following them around, playing reed pipes and touting wine, or maybe they get cat ears and a tail (reverse Loveless what is this even) or they get unicorn companions for some reason.
Suddenly, Ball Pit: for no apparent reason, your character's room has become a ball pit.
Tribbles: because Allen and Ed and every other endless stomach isn't frightening enough, someone bring on the tribblesToys Come To Life: what a cute little toy! I wonder who left it on our front step/door/pillow/in the shower. Oh dear god I think it's stalking me ( ... )
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Oh and also because I must mock characters who like eating forever, NANNERPUSS BREAKFAST TIME:
On every table. If you can brave the possibly possessed banana on the pancakes, you can eat pancakes... forever.
Not liable for sticky situations resulting from having pancakes tossed at your face. Terms and conditions don't apply. Run away while you still can, Captain.
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This is ultimately Garrett's fault.
Bonus points if Ed is like, Chip the teacup or something. COME ON. SHIT'S HILARIOUS.
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Or something.
I don't know where you guys are going with the wishes right now, but I figured I'd toss something in just in case. \o/
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/walks away ffst
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Suddenly, Splendor zaps 10 years into the future.
Where has everyone ended up?? D:
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