tattoo tomorrow! see? not everything i post is completely negative.

So it turns out that my mother is one of those christmas nazi people who wants only trees set up in public spaces and hates when people say "happy holidays". poor persecuted little lady. also, i apparently believe in nothing. news to me.

she is a crazy lady and i'm glad i sunk my claws into andy before the crazy takes hold in me too.

if any roller girls going to practice tonight read this in time: make me, make me, MAKE ME participate in the drills. if i claim shyness, twist my ears. i need to be active to get out of this funk i'm in.

i know that i haven't really been posting of late. but just know my darlings that i read every word.

there are many reasons to be excited about the roller derby bout today. but #1 is that i finally get to root for someone to win without being a dick.

Gah! I just got a speeding ticket. but i was indeed speeding so what's a girl to do? it took evey bit of restraint i have to not yell at the officer because he should know that i am a special person and an infallible driver an so he should not have even been using his radar on that particular road in the first place. he wrote me up for going ( Read more... )

i find that whenever i wear my "wax bush" shirt out in public, i make a lot of friends when i stand in line for the ladies room. This was part of what I enjoyed about the final brit-pop on saturday night. I hope they have a similar monthly event because i really like the crowd there. i know half of the people and there are ridiculous outfits. ( Read more... )

who's getting a dog this weekend? could it be me? oh yes it could! while you are out not having a dog, i will be the recipient of wet puppy kisses. clearly i win.

you will also hear me say the work "snoodle" a lot in the next few weeks.

does anyone want to hire me for an internship? i'm hardworking and i don't take up much room ( Read more... )

so, yesterday my professor for my Black Folklore class tells us that we will have a test on Wednesday. this was news to all of us. But it's not a regular test you see.it's a practice test that will be graded, but then we get to retake it on-line at our own convenience and he will compute the average between the two. so who the hell knows how ( Read more... )