Fic! TROLLS.

[faithinfire]

And for the first time in ages, I post my writing! Though for everyone who's joined since the last time I was regularly posting my own creative works on here, be warned, this one is silly. *grin* This is technically a spinoff from something else I'm working on, but it's a complete standalone. All you need to know is that we are in a slightly AU

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[ironlord]

And Ekki blew down the goose-bone again and made it make more noises that went whooo, and the noises that went whooo mixed themselves up with the noises that went twang that Odi was making with the hunting-bow and the noises that went thump that Atta was making with the hollow log, and the three noises together made a new shape in the world.

And thus, Finntroll's Visor Om Slutet was made. Which sounds something like this. Then the trolls ate mushrooms, drank mead, and found some christians who tried to convert them from their heathen ways. The trolls looked at each other, bashed the priest square in the face, and burnt the church to the ground. And they all lived happily ever after.

[faithinfire]

Well, indeed...

[koilungfish]

Sounds suspiciously like these trolls might've roasted the christian on his burning altar.

[ironlord]

Actually, I'd say Asfågelns Död is more of a twang-thump-whooo track.

[blackheart666]

Nice story. :)

[faithinfire]

Heh, thank you! :) Glad you liked it!

[blackheart666]

It just needs a little "and then the trolls implored Tzeentch to set the whole damn village on fire.

:)

[faithinfire]

Hehehe - wrong universe for that, sadly! (Although that does remind me of that story I never got around to writing that involved a daemonically possessed Wurlitzer organ...)

[nephthys_abode]

"But in the name of sweet Jesus, mother Mary, Thor, Odin, and the Devil himself... what did a pack of trolls want with a piano?"

This line just makes this story!!

Thank you so much for sharing it!

[faithinfire]

This entire story actually started from me having a silly mental image of a troll band, with this one troll playing a very battered and ancient upright piano with all the demented glee of a four-foot-tall Jerry Lee Lewis... so it kind of had to end with that line! I'm delighted you liked the story, thanks for the comment! <3

EGAD

[anglonemi]

MUST. DRAW. THIS.

Re: EGAD

[faithinfire]

EHEHEHE please do! ^_^

[kelpierocks]

Much enjoyed. It all fits together.

I also love the mental image of Jerry Lee Troll.

[faithinfire]

*glee* Thank you! ^_^

[pinkdormouse]

Love it!

[faithinfire]

Thanks! ^_^