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[faithlessone]

it is impossible to sneak in a quick bite of cereal with my fucking cat around..
absolutely.impossible.

I wish I could just do something of the same demeanor back to him...tit for tat, you know?
But do I really want to stick my nose in a bowl full of tuna fancy feast?
not really.
*sigh*

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[potatoblight]

Howbouts you put a small bowl of cereal on the floor in "his spot", hide and wait til he starts to scarf it up, then attack!

[faithlessone]

I would, but see..he has this thing...he only likes to stick his face in the cereal...for the milk..and then wherever I put the bowl down when I'm done, all I hear is the clattering of the spoon on it as he licks up all the milk thats left..and I have a bowl full of milk residue and catfur/whiskers...
And his other weird thing?
he only eats things that he sees me eating
I can't just *give* him a bowl of cereal. He has to see me eat it first.
Personally, I think he takes too much pleasure in being a royal pain in my ass.
But he's still the coolest cat evar...
--VB