What's RP without a healthy dose of Smut

[faiththatfuelsu]

Sex, it's the universal language. And who doesn't like a lotlittle smut with their RP? Maybe you've seen a character that yours wouldn't mind getting down with, and had no clue how to go about it, or it would be completely random to just hop in bed together. Here's your opportunity to fix that! Reply with a scenario you'd love to thread, a simple "

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The Enabler

[enable_you]

this is so wrong...but... I must.

enable_you

Doubly wrong. Kill me now plz?

[carriesthesun]

Oh young sock.

but how many people can say they've written sock smut?

[enable_you]

Oh Great God!

Apparently this mun can. *frowns*

[carriesthesun]

So. Wrong.

[notaballad]

*eyes* You look soft.

So. Right.

[enable_you]

that's because I am!

It's the eyes. They compel me!

[notaballad]

I should feel bad. You're an innocent sock. *eyes* Aren't you?

At least tell me you've been washed.

Re: The Enabler

[dalek_bugnut]

THIS IS NOT MY DOING!

Re: The Enabler

[enable_you]

YESITIS

Re: The Enabler

[dalek_bugnut]

LIES! ALL LIES! I AM NOT THAT KIND OF DALEK.

*Much eggwhisk flailing and horrified dalek-y embarrassment*

Re: The Enabler

[enable_you]

ALL DALEKS ARE THAT KIND OF DALEKS

Re: The Enabler

[dalek_bugnut]

NO! NO WE ARE NOT.

HONESTLY. ALL YOU SOCKS THINK ABOUT IS SEX SEX SEX. I AM FAR MORE REFINED.

Re: The Enabler

[enable_you]

SEX AND SOCKS SOUND THE SAME- DON'T DENY IT!

Re: The Enabler

[dalek_bugnut]

I AM NOT DENYING IT. *eyestalk nod* IT IS FURTHER EVIDENCE THAT YOU ARE ALL NOTHING MORE THAN LUST-DRIVEN MANIACS!

Re: The Enabler

[enable_you]

AND YET YOU WANT ME ALL OVER THAT EYE-STALK OF YOURS!

OHHH BABY.

Re: The Enabler

[dalek_bugnut]

...

*Long embarrassed silence*

ALL RIGHT THEN. BUT NO TONGUES.