What's RP without a healthy dose of Smut

[faiththatfuelsu]

Sex, it's the universal language. And who doesn't like a lotlittle smut with their RP? Maybe you've seen a character that yours wouldn't mind getting down with, and had no clue how to go about it, or it would be completely random to just hop in bed together. Here's your opportunity to fix that! Reply with a scenario you'd love to thread, a simple "

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[dontcallmemina]

dontcallmemina

[fudgingkillyou]

Hey, bar wench. Where's that beer?

[dontcallmemina]

Well... I'm off the clock, but I may be willing to make an exception.

[fudgingkillyou]

Glad to hear you're making time for a maverick like me.

[dontcallmemina]

Ah, what can I say, you charm me. So what do I get in return for my services, G-Man?

[fudgingkillyou]

I'd say you get a helluva good time.

[dontcallmemina]

I like the way you think *grins* Beer is coming right up, good sir -- and I'll even throw in a giant pretzel.

bar wenchy goodness

[the_impala_kid]

Anytime, anywhere, baby -- you know I'm up for it. *he laughs, smiling, pleased to see her* Literally, as the case may be.

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[dontcallmemina]

*Grins* Oh, so you can handle me?

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[the_impala_kid]

I'm thinkin' more like manhandle, if you're up for it.

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[dontcallmemina]

You can have me any way you like, G-Man.

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[the_impala_kid]

*he raises an eyebrow at this* Any way at all, huh? You realize just how very blank a check that sounds? *his eyes are dancing, his tone teasing, but there's also a bit of a challenge in his smile -- one that says "drop everything and run, baby, because time is short and you and I have a lot of catching up to do before it's over"*

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[dontcallmemina]

*She just narrows her eyes, answering his challenge with a sly kind of smile* I know exactly what I offered. *Licks her lips carefully, watching him*

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[the_impala_kid]

*he moves forward, brushing her hair off her face*

Well, hell, baby -- now I gotta come up with somethin' clever to do to you. And all I got is this. *he leans down, kissing her -- soft and slow*