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[fake_saxophone]

It’s been a hard year for me. I wrote a song about the pain I caused a woman to feel. A deep kind of pain. I hope everyone listens to it, not for my guitar playing or singing voice, but the lyrics. It’s something from my heart. Something that’s real

Comments

[ericageis]

I don't even have to listen to this song and I already know it's going to have something to do with a penis.

[fake_saxophone]

That hurts, kinda like the pain described in my song.

[ericageis]

Really? I was aiming for a compliment. Oh well. Nice lyrics about soup. Also, I really hope your cum doesn't look like cream of corn.

[fake_saxophone]

Actually, it was the girl's steady diet of maize, plus the addition of cum, that created... Cream of Corn.

On a totally random note.. Wouldn't it suck if the band Korn created a "Best of..." album and called it "Cream of Korn."

[imtravisbarry]

Haha, good stuff!

[ellywashere]

Props just for the effort put in.

[ellywashere]

Now it's stuck in my head.

[ellywashere]

...must not accidentally sing at work.

[fake_saxophone]

HAHAHAHA