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[fake_saxophone]

 I caught my dick on my zipper 3 times last night. So now I have 3 scars on my dick. It looks like I fucked a girl from Africa without a condom 4 to 6 weeks ago. Normally, when I'm not touching my dick, which isn't very often (hey-ohhh), it doesn't hurt. But I just took a piss, and when I tugged on my Charlie Brown to dab the remaining dew off my

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[defnotjessica]

That seems...painful.

[fake_saxophone]

I need SEXUAL HEALING.